Vick Odds!

Wondering if Michael Vick will go to jail? Even money. Will he ever suit up again? You can bet on it. Is dog fighting a lucrative endeavor? You are sick. Thanks to the good folks who run offshore gambling house BetUS.com, we are able to take an educated whack at a few questions circling around the most hideous sports-related story since, ummm... I don't know. Maybe OJ?

Here's a brief sampling of the 39 Ron Mexico-related odds you can lay your money on:

Falcons with Vick
Falcons to Win Superbowl XLII 60/1
Falcons to Make Playoffs 3/1
Vick To Win NFL MVP 08 15/1

Falcons Without Vick
Falcons to Win Superbowl XLII 80/1
Falcons to Make Playoffs 4/1
Falcons Not to Make Playoffs 1/7
Falcons To Win NFC 28/1
Falcons To Win NFC South 9/2

NFL Suspends him: 6/4

Number of games suspended:
Over 3.5 games suspended: 20/23
Under 3.5 games suspended: 20/23
NFL puts him on probation: 1/3

Over/under on money won by Vick on dog fighting:
Over 100k won wagering on dogfights: 20/23
Under 100k won wagering on dogfights: 20/23

Odds that he never plays another NFL game: 20/1
Odds that he is found guilty: 1/2
Odds that he goes to Jail: 1/1
Odds that he serves no time: 1/1

Here are some of our odds on the lefty QB:

- Odds that Vick "shows" at Westminster: 1100/1
- Odds that this pinata will soon be destroyed by angry, dog-loving 4th graders: 1/1
- Odds that he is taught a lesson in the slamma' by a guy named "Mad Dog": 2/1
- Odds that Joey Harrington captures the hearts of Atlanta fans: 25/1
- Odds that karma is hunting down Bobby Petrino for leaving Louisville they way he did: 2/1
- Odds Marcus Vick is alright with being the "stable" Vick all of the sudden: 1/1
- Odds we see Mike Vick striking this pose in the next year: 5/1

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