Fun with the "Nickname Generator" on the slowest day in sports

So, I was running something (work related) through the trusty reference site, thesaurus.com and a typo resulted in a funny list of recommended alternative words. After a little experimentation, I found that this simple spell-checking device is like a "nickname generator". Mmmyeah, obviously this kind of thing happens when we don't have anything interesting to pay attention to in the sporting world. Here are some early results:

Hideki Okajima- Hideous Outcome

Albert Pujols- Alert Populous

Jorge Posada- Joke Post

Cole Hammels- Hole Harmless

Manny Acta- Man Acid

Oliver Perez- Silver Prize

Grady Sizemore- Great Seizure

Freddy Sanchez- Ready Snatch

Give it a whirl and comment below with your best effort.